A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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