- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Women's professional sports

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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