- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What is life? Paul.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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