Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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