A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

your mama so old, shes dead.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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