-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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