Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Anti Joke

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