Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Anti Joke

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