- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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