Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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