how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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