Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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