- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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