- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Knock knock.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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