three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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