That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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