I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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