Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Dumb

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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