- Anti Joke

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive