- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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