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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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