A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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