Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Black people stink of shite!

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Women's Rights

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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