What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Anti Joke

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