- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

mitchell palmer sucks

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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