- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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