There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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