- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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