- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

How High is a Chinese man

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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