What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Denard Robinson

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cory is gay

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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american idol

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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