- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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