A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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