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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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