what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Knock knock. Its open.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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