Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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