- Anti Joke

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken