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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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