A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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