what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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