What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

knock knock Goodbye

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

the economy.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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