What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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