Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What is life? Paul.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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