- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A pope meets another one

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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