why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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