- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's worse than this That :(

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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