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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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