- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Refridgerator.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Barack Obama.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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