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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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