how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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A penis walks into a bar..

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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