- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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