- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Gay rights.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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