Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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alert('The Game')

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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