What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A man died.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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