(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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