Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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