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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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