- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

tim has no humor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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