- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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