Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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How about that airline food?

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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