- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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