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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the chicken cross the road...

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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