- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What's one plus one? two.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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