- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

human centipede

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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