Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why are white people white? I don't know

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

where's mom I killed her

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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