What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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