how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What's just not right? Left

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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a man was shot.... he died

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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