A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Yellow People !!

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Lil Wayne

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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