- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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