Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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