- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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