- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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