- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Matthew Wyckoff

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

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