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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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