Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Men's rights

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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