- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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