What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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