- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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