- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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