- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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