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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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