- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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