- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

If you have a stroke, call 000

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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