Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

My spelling is horrible

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

quantum physics?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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