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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

A jew enters a mall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

A jew enters a mall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.