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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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