- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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