- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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