- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Men's rights

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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