- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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