- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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