- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

If you have a stroke, call 000

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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