- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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