- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What stops a train? A missile

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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