A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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