- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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