Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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