- Anti Joke

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!