- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So these two girls have a cup .

Golf.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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